Posted by: Christine Johnson | June 18, 2008

Barack Obama Platitude Generator

I put in a few words, then hit a button, and this is what I got:

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about doom and gloom. We need to get past all the mean people and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Catholics. We need open-minded people, not crabby people. Open-minded people are our happiness and sunshine. And we need to have change in doom and gloom.”
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Here’s version #2:

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“These people haven’t had happiness and sunshine for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their mean people and their crabby people and their Catholics. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have open-minded people.”
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…and version #3:

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about doom and gloom. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old mean people. Ordinary Americans believe in open-minded people, they want less
crabby people, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in happiness and sunshine.”
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